Subtle? No. Effective? Also no. But it will get you attention you’re not ready for 🔊💦
This “HORNY” hoodie is loud, proud, and emotionally undercooked. Big bubble letters, zero shame. Whether you're shooting your shot, oversharing in public, or just leaning fully into your unfiltered personality — this hoodie’s got your back (and your frontal energy).
Perfect for date nights, bad decisions, or texting “u up?” at 5:43pm on a Tuesday.
Unisex fit. Soft as hell. Emotionally unstable.
🧵 Product Features: - 👋 Spacious kangaroo pocket — for keeping your hands warm or hiding snacks like a feral marsupial. - 🪢 Adjustable drawstring hood — for crime.... just kidding - 🧘♂️ Seamless design — people will wonder how you even put it on. - ☁️ 50/50 cotton-poly blend — softer than your neighbors bottom
🧼 Care Instructions:(assuming you know how to read) - 🌬️ Tumble dry medium – like a warm hug from your emotionally distant uncle. - 🔥 Iron or steam: low heat – this ain’t a panini, calm down. - 🚫 Do not dry clean – unless you want to fight me in the parking lot. - 🌀 Machine wash cold – treat it like a hungover koala: gentle and cool. (max 30C or 90F) - 🧼 Non-chlorine, bleach only – unless you’re going for that “Oops I ruined it” aesthetic.
📦 Ships in 2-5 business days
📐 Size Chart:
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width,
in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86
Length,
in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86
Sleeve
length
from
center
back,
in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50
Size
tolerance,
in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
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