Let the world know you’re not responsible for anyone’s crashout, but you’ll definitely enjoy it 🥱🚗
This “Hoes Mad” bumper sticker doesn’t explain anything — and that’s the point. It’s loud. It’s dumb. It’s aggressively passive-aggressive. Whether you’re driving 15 over or just parked sideways at a Waffle House, this sticker will inform people that the hoes are indeed mad.
Slap it on your bumper, laptop, toolbox, or emotional baggage. Unisex rage. Road-approved.
🧪Product Features: - 🏳️🌈 Colors so bright they’ll burn a hole in your peripheral vision - 🧽 Matte finish — smooth enough to make your cousin’s vape rig jealous - UV protective laminate ensures long-lasting durability — won’t fade, even if your morals do. - ♻️ Eco-friendly — because you recycle… your bad habits. - 💦 Waterproof — slap it on your car, your water bottle, or your roommate’s forehead. It’s not going anywhere.
🧼Care instructions - 🧻 Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
📦 Ships in 2-5 business days
📐 Size Chart:
7.5" × 3.75"
11" × 3"
Width, in
7.50
11.00
Length, in
3.75
3.00
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