Not fast? Not furious? Get out of the damn way 🚗💨🖕
This “The Left Lane Is For Crime” bumper sticker is for people who drive like their therapist’s license depends on it. You didn’t come here to cruise. You came here to violate local traffic laws with confidence and a Monster Energy in your cupholder.
Perfect for tailgating the innocent, passing boomers in Subarus, or letting the highway know you’re not here to play around.
Unisex. Illegal-adjacent. Built for speed.
🧪Product Features: - 🏳️🌈 Colors so bright they’ll burn a hole in your peripheral vision - 🧽 Matte finish — smooth enough to make your cousin’s vape rig jealous - UV protective laminate ensures long-lasting durability — won’t fade, even if your morals do. - ♻️ Eco-friendly — because you recycle… your bad habits. - 💦 Waterproof — slap it on your car, your water bottle, or your roommate’s forehead. It’s not going anywhere.
🧼Care instructions - 🧻 Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
📦 Ships in 2-5 business days
📐 Size Chart:
7.5" × 3.75"
11" × 3"
Width, in
7.50
11.00
Length, in
3.75
3.00
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