Granpa said this 15 minutes ago. Hasn’t moved since. 🌈🛋️
This tee captures the exact moment before time slows down, your soul leaves your body, and you forget how doors work. “These Edibles Ain’t Sht”* — the rally cry of the brave, the baked, and the soon-to-be horizontal.
Perfect for smoke sessions, snack runs, or staring into the void while convinced your toes are plotting something.
💥 Product Features: - 📏 Comes in sizes from S to 4XL — whether you're built like a Greek god or an alcoholic. - 🪡 Double-needle stitching so strong, it could survive a bar fight in a Chili’s parking lot. - 🎨 Garment-dyed softness — it feels like getting hugged by a cloud while listening to Creed. - ⚠️ Adults only — this shirt’s got mature energy. Like bourbon. Or Nicolas Cage. - 🇭🇳 Made in Honduras with 100% ring-spun US cotton
🧼 Care Instructions: (Bold of us to assume you can read) - 🧊 Machine wash cold - (max 30C or 90F) - 🚫 Don’t bleach it - we're not just talking about the shirt - 🌬️ Tumble dry low heat — slow and sensual. - 🔥 Iron, steam or dry: low heat - - 🙅♂️ Do not dry clean - we will call the police
📦 Ships in 2-5 business days
📐 Size Chart:
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width,
in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length,
in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve
length
from
center
back,
in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size
tolerance,
in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
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