Nothing says “I’m doing great” like announcing your thirst in bubble letters 🧃💀
This “HORNY” sticker is for people who post Instagram thirst traps with captions like “mood” and mean it. Pastel-colored, braincell-deprived, and proudly unwell — this thing was made to live on your laptop, water bottle, or wherever you need to make strangers uncomfortable in a Starbucks line.
It’s loud. It’s unnecessary. It’s definitely not helping your case. But at least now people know why you’ve been banned from Tinder six times.
🔥Product features: - ✨ Glossy paper finish — shiny, tough, and scratch-resistant. - 🪝 Permanent acrylic adhesive — once it’s on, it’s on. Like a mistake you refuse to admit. - 🎨 Vibrant colors, eco-friendly ink — save the planet while being a problem. - 🫧 Bubble-free application — unless you’re drunk or actively shaking
🧽 Care Instructions:(For those who can read) - 🧻 Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth — from the center out like you're buffing shame off your laptop.
📦 Ships in 2-5 business days
📐 Size Chart:
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6" × 6"
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